Here we sit broken hearted
Came to sip
but when the crowd departed
The Cup became glass
Our City lost all its Class
to an Unruly Mob
who looted Lord Stanley's fob.
They lobbed
newspaper boxes
and looted the Bay of watches and clockses,
Time stood on its ear
as all watched with horror
The City's aflame,
and now we're the poorer...
For these louts and these goons
Their 15 minutes secure
Like their chums from '94
the hockey game was a blur.
The nimrod natives were restless
fuelled on Booze, and blood on the bongo
And in the flash of a flash grenade
We forgot about Luongo.
It is a "world class city " til
you get poked in the eye
stabbed in the gut,
while on-lookers stand by
We watched the game,
the world watched the fires.
The Prius, the Hummer, the BMW tires
A Mob Dressed in sportswear of Corporate Colors
A Flash Mob all a Twitter, as the twits turned over cars, burned the Red Carpet, and the portable Shitter.
Finally the Mob burned out their rage and in the end,
who remembers our hockey heroes upstaged?
who remembers our hockey heroes upstaged?
The Canuck's season is over,
to the streets we must clean up
And get ready for football
The Lions host the Grey Cup.
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