DENSE MILT'S PARSING OF PEOPLE BASED ON DEGREES OF PROBLEMATIC PERSONALITIES
"Psychologist Dr David Zald of Vanderbilt University in Nashville has identified a tiny part of the brain which he believes governs people's tendency to have regular bouts of irritability, anxiety or anger. The more active that part of the brain, the more likely someone is to suffer bad moods."
This is not rocket science. Some people are just impossible. The impossible are not only possible, but are now parsable.
Age is definitely a factor. Some infants are cranky; some teenagers uncontrollable. Over fifty, hormones kick in and the curmudgeon gene is dominant. People simply quit caring what other people think.
asshole
Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead.
bitch
a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, especially a woman.
crab
A quarrelsome, ill-tempered person.
crank
A person who holds an unshakable belief that most of his or her contemporaries consider to be false; an ill-tempered individual or one who is in a bad mood; German krank has a modern meaning of "sick, ill", evolved from a former meaning "weak, small".
A crank is defined as a man who cannot be turned.— Nature, 8 Nov 1906, 25/2
cunt
A mean or obnoxious or contemptible person
curmudgeon
An ill-tempered (and frequently old) person full of stubborn ideas or opinions.dickhead
A stupid, irritating, or ridiculous person, particularly a man.
geek
A person with an unusual or odd personality. A carnival performer who does disgusting acts.
grump
A cranky complaining person. A surly or bad-tempered person
hater
A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.
jerk
an unlikable person; especially : one who is cruel, rude, or small-minded
kook
A kook, Daddy-O, is a screwball who is 'gone' farther than most— Daily Mail, 22 Aug 1960, 4/5
misanthrope
A person who dislikes or distrusts other people or mankind in general
nutbar (also nutter, nutjob, nut, nutcake)
A person who is regarded as eccentric or mad
Parsing people on the basis of degree of their problematic personalities is not easy; this is a job for an expert, which is why Dense Milt has dedicated himself to this task, no matter how onerous.
Do not believe for one minute that mere identification somehow excuses said behavior, or marginalizes such behaviour.
Negative behaviour can become quite an artform in the right hands.
This is not a private pursuit; there would be no need of psychiatry without negative behaviours. There is actually an International Society of Curmudgeons. They are very serious about what comprises acts of curmudgeonry, and do not take to unauthorized acts of curmudgeonry.
As such, they have supplied an incident report form if you witness said behaviours.
Unauthorized Curmudgeonry - Incident Report
If you have witnessed unauthorized grumpiness, grouchiness or curmudgeonry, we strongly encourage you to report it. The ISOC does not take unauthorized grumpiness lightly by unlicensed grouches. All reports will be thoroughly investigated.
If after reading this, some of you may have comments. Do you really think I care what you think?
Really?
Have you been reading this?
And you still think I care about what you think?
Impossible.
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